So in case you aren’t a young boy, fan of Michael Bay movies, or giant nerd, Decepticons are the bad versions of Autobots from Transformers (you know… “Robots in Disguise?”)
Outwardly, a Decepticon could be anything- in fact, their disguises inspire safety, trust or at the very least, innocuousness. For example:
|Oh, how nice- a lovely police officer, patrolling for the great good.|
But once a Decepticon transforms, you can see what they are REALLY like:
Relevancy? I’ve been wondering lately…
|Ruh-roh, Is she on to me?|
Sometimes it is really hard to tell what I have here. Cute, cuddly exterior…but something is lurking below the surface. Something so naughty I just have to wonder if my puppy is REALLY just a puppy.
Preliminary research leads me to the following conclusions:
If every game turns into a life or death battle…
|"I will rule the universe, even if I am the only one left in the universe."|
If she would rather destroy the bathroom walls than eat a dog treat…
If she knows no boundaries and eschews what is Right…
|Toilet Paper. Stored up high for a reason.|
|And here it is.|
If she plays with her prey and shows no mercy…
If she rejects all forms of captivity or control…
And if she can couple with another Autobot to form a mighty mutant monster…
|Transform...And roll out!!|
Definitely a Decepticon.
There you have it. The verdict is Decepticon!
My only hope is that others may learn from what we have discovered here.