Dog…or Decepticon?

So in case you aren’t a young boy, fan of Michael Bay movies, or giant nerd, Decepticons are the bad versions of Autobots from Transformers (you know… “Robots in Disguise?”)

Outwardly, a Decepticon could be anything- in fact, their disguises inspire safety, trust or at the very least, innocuousness. For example:

Oh, how nice- a lovely police officer, patrolling for the great good.

But once a Decepticon transforms, you can see what they are REALLY like:

EEK!

Relevancy? I’ve been wondering lately…

Dog?

Ruh-roh, Is she on to me?

Or Decepticon??

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Sometimes it is really hard to tell what I have here. Cute, cuddly exterior…but something is lurking below the surface. Something so naughty I just have to wonder if my puppy is REALLY just a puppy.

Preliminary research leads me to the following conclusions:

If every game turns into a life or death battle…

"I will rule the universe, even if I am the only one left in the universe." 

Decepticon.

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If she would rather destroy the bathroom walls than eat a dog treat…

Decepticon.

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If she knows no boundaries and eschews what is Right…

Toilet Paper.  Stored up high for a reason.

And here it is.

Decepticon.

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If she plays with her prey and shows no mercy…

Decepticon.

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If she rejects all forms of captivity or control…

Harness...must...die...

Decepticon.

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And if she can couple with another Autobot to form a mighty mutant monster…

Transform...And roll out!!

Definitely a Decepticon.

There you have it. The verdict is Decepticon!

My only hope is that others may learn from what we have discovered here.